Comedy is truth. We should not apologize for it.
If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.
Self-pity shortens your life.
The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
When you first get married, they open the car door for you. Eighteen years now...once he opened the car door for me in the last four years - we were on the freeway at the time.
I have no boobs whatsoever. On my wedding night my husband said, 'Let me help you with those buttons' and I told him, 'I'm completely naked'.