I have no boobs whatsoever. On my wedding night my husband said, 'Let me help you with those buttons' and I told him, 'I'm completely naked'.

I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.

Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: More than just a great place to die.

If I found Yoko Ono floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.

Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.

If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.

If you hate something, you hate it, and if you like something or somebody, you like it, but tell the truth. And most celebrities have that thin veneer that they will not break for you.