I hate reality shows that are not reality.
When you first get married, they open the car door for you. Eighteen years now...once he opened the car door for me in the last four years - we were on the freeway at the time.
I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
The fun of working on the road means stealing from hotels. I've been doing it for so long, I have a set of towels from the Ark.