to maintain success, stamina is more important than talent. You have to learn to be a marathon runner.

If you hate something, you hate it, and if you like something or somebody, you like it, but tell the truth. And most celebrities have that thin veneer that they will not break for you.

The glass is always half empty. All good comedians are manic-depressive.

I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout.

I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.

I can't like watching Project Runway with Heidi Klum. There's just something wrong about a German woman saying who goes and who stays

When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn't wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.