I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
I lived to be on stage, and I'm terrified. Terrified before every show.
I don't mind aging, I just don't want to be a day older.
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
My parents hated me. All I ever heard was, "Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia? Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia?" Shelia had died at birth.
I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.