I am so out of the loop. I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.
Never floss with a stranger.
I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.
Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.
My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.
I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done.