At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!

I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.

Anyone that says looks don't count is lying. Of course they do. Even babies go to the attractive face. It's the way humans work.

The first rule of survival is: Make your own rules. The hell anyone thinks about the way you're acting; listen only to yourself.

My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.

You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.

On her daughter Melissa: The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.