Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny.

I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.

The psychic scars caused by believing that you are ugly leave a permanent mark on your personality.

A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go through menopause again.

Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: More than just a great place to die.

Self-pity shortens your life.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.