My mother was a very elegant woman. When a flying saucer landed on the lawn, she turned it over to see if it was Wedgwood.
Comedy - and I say this with humility - comedy needs me.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
No more Botox for me. Betty White's bowels move more than my face.
I'm sure some of you are wondering whether my breasts are real. Let me just explain to you. This one is, this one isn't.
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!