Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.

The psychic scars caused by believing that you are ugly leave a permanent mark on your personality.

I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.

Elizabeth Taylor was so fat that whenever she went to London in a red dress, 30 passengers would try to board her.

I’m never without a bandage.

I adore my apartment in New York. It was a ballroom that I remade, so it's like a loft but done by Louis the Fifteenth.

I wear the midi because I feel if you're going to look ugly, you may as well look this year's ugly.