Mel Gibson's father doesn't think there was a Holocaust? Great. I don't think there's a movie. We're even.
I could stop and live carefully but that's ridiculous. I don't want to live carefully.
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to a supermodel.
Never floss a stranger.
No more Botox for me. Betty White's bowels move more than my face.