I was so flat I used to put Xs on my chest and write, 'You are here.' I wore angora sweaters just so the guys would have something to pet.

my cousin Shirley, who never complains, screamed and screamed when she was having her baby. True, this was just during conception.

My face has been tucked in more times than a bedsheet at the Holiday Inn.

One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.

Life is so tough. I don't know how old you are, but I've seen so much in a wink. One phone call and your life is changed forever. We all know that. You better laugh at everything.

My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of strawberry shortcake.

I'm telling you that at eight she knew more about reproduction than Xerox.