With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.
I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me "sir."
All babies look like Renée Zellweger pushed against a glass window.
Don't talk to me about gravity. When I get out of bed in the morning, I have to be careful not to step on my breasts.
When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.
Acting is my true love. I would like to have been a serious actor, and I plan to in the next life. I'm gonna be Meryl Streep Rivers.