I was so flat I used to put Xs on my chest and write, 'You are here.' I wore angora sweaters just so the guys would have something to pet.

I am furious about everything.

I think actual death will be a lot easier than dying on stage. Cause - you know - if you do [actual death] right, you can go looking good. Maybe with a little quip [like]: 'I loved everybody.' But dying on stage...Oh, God!

My face has been tucked in more times than a bedsheet at the Holiday Inn.

In life the only thing that you can expect is the unexpected; the only surprise is a day that has none.

That girl had a great way of making friends, and strangers, and anyone else who was around.

Dogs are easier to love than people; they're certainly more dependable. Once they love you, that's it. A true friend in life is a dog.