My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of strawberry shortcake.

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.

One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.

I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.

I lived to be on stage, and I'm terrified. Terrified before every show.