A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
Donโt worry about the money. Love the process.
After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.
Here's a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.
The glass is always half empty. All good comedians are manic-depressive.
I'm racist? How can that even be possible? I was a friend of Michael Jackson's back when he was black.