keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.
The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are 'age appropriate.' For me that would be a shroud.
I was my own buddy in camp.
I can't wear yellow anymore. It's too matchy-matchy with my catheter.
Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
On her daughter Melissa: The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.