Life is so tough. I don't know how old you are, but I've seen so much in a wink. One phone call and your life is changed forever. We all know that. You better laugh at everything.

I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had the baby. He was there for the birth. It would've been nice if he was there for the conception.

Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery; come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!

moving on is a gift you give yourself.

She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.

Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.