I'm telling you that at eight she knew more about reproduction than Xerox.

Obama came in and said he was going turn everything around, and you can't. Give the guy a break. But I question a lot of what's happening. It's certainly going to reflect in my vote, but who else is there? It's a horrible time, because people vote party lines instead of what's good for the country. I think the whole health care issue turned so ugly, because of party lines, and that's not what that's supposed to be about.

On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.

I'm going out with these old guys. One guy gave me a hickey and left his teeth in my neck. Another man, we were having a perfectly lovely dinner; he looked up and me and went: You're not my wife! Another guy died during dinner. I had to go in his pocket to get the American Express card. Then you wonder: What would he tip? Another guy said: I want you to meet my family, and took me to the cemetery.

Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!

Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny.

Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives.