I'm telling you that at eight she knew more about reproduction than Xerox.

If I found Yoko Ono floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.

It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

You know you've reached middle age when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.

Obama came in and said he was going turn everything around, and you can't. Give the guy a break. But I question a lot of what's happening. It's certainly going to reflect in my vote, but who else is there? It's a horrible time, because people vote party lines instead of what's good for the country. I think the whole health care issue turned so ugly, because of party lines, and that's not what that's supposed to be about.

I have a million dollar figure ... but it's all loose change.