I'm telling you that at eight she knew more about reproduction than Xerox.

The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are 'age appropriate.' For me that would be a shroud.

You don’t marry for love. What does love got to do with marriage? I spit on love and marriage. You marry for money.

I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me "sir."

I think it was Cosby who also said to me, 'If only 2 percent of the world thinks you're funny, you'll still fill stadiums for the rest of your life.'

Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: 'We will laugh tomorrow about this.' And you do.

My mother was a very elegant woman. When a flying saucer landed on the lawn, she turned it over to see if it was Wedgwood.