I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, "Marry him, you'll double your wardrobe."
I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny.
My parents hated me. All I ever heard was, "Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia? Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia?" Shelia had died at birth.
Want to know why women don't blink during foreplay? Not enough time.
Everyone needs a facelift, except if you are from Brooklyn then you need a nose job !!!
my cousin Shirley, who never complains, screamed and screamed when she was having her baby. True, this was just during conception.