If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.

I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.

Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!

I lived to be on stage, and I'm terrified. Terrified before every show.

The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a great sex life.

I always like a charity with people who don't speak English because I get them to do all kinds of things around my house.

moving on is a gift you give yourself.