"I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'"
Self-pity shortens your life.
I love the way my life has fallen into place.
I can't wear yellow anymore. It's too matchy-matchy with my catheter.
Never buy a fur from a vegetarian.
Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: More than just a great place to die.