At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
Happiness, at my age, is breathing
I think it's time they knew the truth about Beethoven.
I have a million dollar figure ... but it's all loose change.
I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.