If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.
Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.
Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life.
I will only praise someone who can't take anything away from me.
Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.