You don’t marry for love. What does love got to do with marriage? I spit on love and marriage. You marry for money.

In life the only thing that you can expect is the unexpected; the only surprise is a day that has none.

I said to my husband, 'my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs.' He said, 'Blue goes with everything.'

I lived to be on stage, and I'm terrified. Terrified before every show.

I was absorbing a sorry truth of show business - rejection is the norm and acceptance the oddity. I was learning to cut the tops off my highs and stay with the lows where the rejections and letdowns would be shallow.

My breasts are so low, now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time.

I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.