You don’t marry for love. What does love got to do with marriage? I spit on love and marriage. You marry for money.

Acting is my true love. I would like to have been a serious actor, and I plan to in the next life. I'm gonna be Meryl Streep Rivers.

Your proudest moment is to watch your egg not just function, but to achieve on her own.

moving on is a gift you give yourself.

If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.

Elizabeth Taylor was so fat that whenever she went to London in a red dress, 30 passengers would try to board her.

Since I met him ten years ago there hasn't been a day that I didn't think of George Burns. And I didn't think of him again today.