I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me "sir."
Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.
Having my daughter, I screamed for twenty-three hours straight. And that was just during conception.
If you can't make fun of yourself, you don't have any right to make fun of others
If you're not a wreck in this business, you're not around.
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.