Since I met him ten years ago there hasn't been a day that I didn't think of George Burns. And I didn't think of him again today.

When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.

I wear the midi because I feel if you're going to look ugly, you may as well look this year's ugly.

I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.

My mother told me 'man on top, woman underneath.' For years my husband & I slept in bunk beds.

to maintain success, stamina is more important than talent. You have to learn to be a marathon runner.