Since I met him ten years ago there hasn't been a day that I didn't think of George Burns. And I didn't think of him again today.

Never admit that your back goes out more than you do

Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.

My body is a temple, and my temple needs redecorating.

Don't talk to me about gravity. When I get out of bed in the morning, I have to be careful not to step on my breasts.

All Angelina Jolie wants to do is do good for people. And she was saying to me: If I could just make one person happy, Joan, I'll die satisfied. I said: Easy! Just give Jennifer Aniston back her husband.

Any form of complacency is the kiss of death for any professional.