Emotional troubles are like landfill. Get them outside, and the air disintegrates them.
I hate reality shows that are not reality.
I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
Omaha is a little like Newark, without Newark's glamour.
my cousin Shirley, who never complains, screamed and screamed when she was having her baby. True, this was just during conception.
I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her.