Run scared ... and they never catch you.

There's always an adjective before my name, and it's never a nice one.

Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death.

I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning.

I was the last girl in Larchmont, NY to get married. My mother had a sign up: "Last Girl Before Freeway."

That baby is so ugly... I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a wax.

keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.