If you don't go to Broadway, you're a fool. On Broadway, off Broadway, above Broadway, below Broadway, go! Don't tell me there isn't something wonderful playing. If I'm home in New York at night, I'm either at a Broadway or an Off Broadway show. We're in the theater capital of the world, and if you don't get it, you're an idiot.

Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise we're going down the tube.

My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark.

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

Self-pity shortens your life.

I have no sex appeal, which kills me. The only way I can ever hear heavy breathing from my husband's side of the bed is when he's having an asthma attack.

Looking 50 is great, if you're 60.