My sex life has gone from bad to pathetic. My G spot stands for godforsaken.
I have a million dollar figure ... but it's all loose change.
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark.
[On plastic surgery:] My motto is: 'Anything that can be lifted should be lifted. Anything that falls should be caught. And try to catch any falling stuff before it hits the ground.
Every television show you go on is a choice.