Never floss a stranger.

Your proudest moment is to watch your egg not just function, but to achieve on her own.

I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.

My personal style is over-the-top dowager. The old days they said get dressed and take one thing off, I say get dressed and put one thing on.

With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.

If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.

I’m never without a bandage.