Never floss a stranger.

If you don't want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly.

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips.

The first rule of survival is: Make your own rules. The hell anyone thinks about the way you're acting; listen only to yourself.

[On plastic surgery:] My motto is: 'Anything that can be lifted should be lifted. Anything that falls should be caught. And try to catch any falling stuff before it hits the ground.

to maintain success, stamina is more important than talent. You have to learn to be a marathon runner.

A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go through menopause again.