I was the last girl in Larchmont, NY to get married. My mother had a sign up: "Last Girl Before Freeway."

Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.

I wear the midi because I feel if you're going to look ugly, you may as well look this year's ugly.

No more Botox for me. Betty White's bowels move more than my face.

All my friends are dying. That's why I always wear black.

I have no sex appeal. If my husband didn't toss and turn, we'd never have had any kids.

When you're first-generation money, you want to say, "I got a Mercedes and a Rolls and a Lamborghini. Take a look." When you're second-generation money, you're very quiet behind your country club doors. I think that's why people are much more aware. It's the first-generation wives that have the huge rings and the second-generation says, "Everyone be quiet as we get on our yacht or our private plane."