It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.
I'm telling you that at eight she knew more about reproduction than Xerox.
I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny.
You’re going to get what I think is the truth, and it’s going to be raw.
Life is so tough. I don't know how old you are, but I've seen so much in a wink. One phone call and your life is changed forever. We all know that. You better laugh at everything.
I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me "sir."