My sex life has gone from bad to pathetic. My G spot stands for godforsaken.
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
All Angelina Jolie wants to do is do good for people. And she was saying to me: If I could just make one person happy, Joan, I'll die satisfied. I said: Easy! Just give Jennifer Aniston back her husband.
I have a million dollar figure ... but it's all loose change.
Having a baby can be a scream.
Run scared ... and they never catch you.