The fun of working on the road means stealing from hotels. I've been doing it for so long, I have a set of towels from the Ark.

I'm telling you that at eight she knew more about reproduction than Xerox.

I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.

My mother told me 'man on top, woman underneath.' For years my husband & I slept in bunk beds.

The fun of working on the road means stealing from hotels. I've been doing it for so long, I have a set of towels from the Ark.

I think it was Cosby who also said to me, 'If only 2 percent of the world thinks you're funny, you'll still fill stadiums for the rest of your life.'

The glass is always half empty. All good comedians are manic-depressive.