I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny.
old age' is always ten years more than we are.
you have to do more than just kill time or time will quickly kill you.
I have no sex appeal. If my husband didn't toss and turn, we'd never have had any kids.
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
A Mafia guy in Vegas gave me this advice: "Run your own race, put on your blinders."