Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.

How to fool yourself into feeling younger: When you go to restaurants, always check a coat and a skateboard.

I have no sex appeal. If my husband didn't toss and turn, we'd never have had any kids.

Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.

At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!

Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.

I am furious about everything.