The first rule of survival is: Make your own rules. The hell anyone thinks about the way you're acting; listen only to yourself.

A Mafia guy in Vegas gave me this advice: "Run your own race, put on your blinders."

Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.'

I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.

I could never be in a cult. For starters, they never accessorize properly. David Koresh had no fashion sense, Jim Jones wore leisure suits, and I don't care how charismatic Osama bin Laden was, an AK-47 and an insulin drip do not take the place of drop earrings or a well-placed brooch.

I could stop and live carefully but that's ridiculous. I don't want to live carefully.

Life goes by fast. Enjoy it...Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.