She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.
My body is a temple, and my temple needs redecorating.
The fun of working on the road means stealing from hotels. I've been doing it for so long, I have a set of towels from the Ark.
When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.
That baby is so ugly... I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a wax.
They almost had to cancel the Oscars tonight because all of the designers and stylists are still in line in San Francisco trying to marry one another.