Self-pity shortens your life.

When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.

In life the only thing that you can expect is the unexpected; the only surprise is a day that has none.

I think actual death will be a lot easier than dying on stage. Cause - you know - if you do [actual death] right, you can go looking good. Maybe with a little quip [like]: 'I loved everybody.' But dying on stage...Oh, God!

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

I've learned from doing my own show with Fox that people are not your partners if they're signing the checks. Whoever signs your paycheck is the boss - no matter what they tell you.

As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something Blew.'