What I love about jewelry is you can change it for something else without surgery.
I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963.
Before we make love, my husband takes a pain killer.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
If you don't want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly.
Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death.