When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.
It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.
Any form of complacency is the kiss of death for any professional.
I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag.
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.
A Mafia guy in Vegas gave me this advice: "Run your own race, put on your blinders."