Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.
Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.
No man will ever put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.
My mother could make anybody feel guilty - she used to get letters of apology from people she didn't even know.
You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.
In every human endeavor, persistence is everything.