Don't talk to me about gravity. When I get out of bed in the morning, I have to be careful not to step on my breasts.

I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.

Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death.

Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: More than just a great place to die.

In life the only thing that you can expect is the unexpected; the only surprise is a day that has none.

My body is a temple, and my temple needs redecorating.

I now consider it a good day when I don't step on my boobs.