I have no sex appeal, which kills me. The only way I can ever hear heavy breathing from my husband's side of the bed is when he's having an asthma attack.

I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.

The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery.

I've learned from doing my own show with Fox that people are not your partners if they're signing the checks. Whoever signs your paycheck is the boss - no matter what they tell you.

Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.

I always like a charity with people who don't speak English because I get them to do all kinds of things around my house.

Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.'