"I've learned what's funny verbally ain't so funny on e-mail: They don't hear your intonations. Melissa broke up with somebody over that. She tried to tell him: "That was a joke!" But he just didn't get it. Mick Jagger said, "F- 'em if they don't get the joke." And I love him. That comes with age: Knowing it's their problem, not mine."

I'm sure some of you are wondering whether my breasts are real. Let me just explain to you. This one is, this one isn't.

The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.

I now consider it a good day when I don't step on my boobs.

Since I met him ten years ago there hasn't been a day that I didn't think of George Burns. And I didn't think of him again today.

Sold my house in LA, packed myself up and moved to New York, not knowing anybody. Friends are very hard to make after a certain age.

Life goes by fast. Enjoy it...Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.