Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.
My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
Can we talk?
keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.
I always like a charity with people who don't speak English because I get them to do all kinds of things around my house.
Any form of complacency is the kiss of death for any professional.