Elizabeth Taylor was so fat that whenever she went to London in a red dress, 30 passengers would try to board her.
Joan RiversAnger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.
Joan RiversThe fun of working on the road means stealing from hotels. I've been doing it for so long, I have a set of towels from the Ark.
Joan Rivers