That girl had a great way of making friends, and strangers, and anyone else who was around.
Joan RiversOn her daughter Melissa: The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.
Joan RiversI told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'
Joan RiversSome women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives.
Joan Rivers