At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
I don't mind aging, I just don't want to be a day older.
My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
A German sense of humor is an oxymoron.
The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are 'age appropriate.' For me that would be a shroud.
If you're not a wreck in this business, you're not around.