I could never be in a cult. For starters, they never accessorize properly. David Koresh had no fashion sense, Jim Jones wore leisure suits, and I don't care how charismatic Osama bin Laden was, an AK-47 and an insulin drip do not take the place of drop earrings or a well-placed brooch.
Joan RiversWhat are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care.
Joan Rivers