I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done.

I think it was Cosby who also said to me, 'If only 2 percent of the world thinks you're funny, you'll still fill stadiums for the rest of your life.'

Tonight I'll be interviewing Ken Watanabe, Keisha Castle Hughes, Benecio Del Toro and Djimon Honsou - and yes, those are actors, not caterers.

Emotional troubles are like landfill. Get them outside, and the air disintegrates them.

My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark.

The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery.

I don't think I'm good in bed. My husband never said anything, but after we made love he'd take a piece of chalk and outline my body.