What we do is a calling...we make people happy.

I started my career in a town so small the local clinic was called Fred's Hospital and Grill.

That baby is so ugly... I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a wax.

My father was a doctor so I was around death all my life. So, I was very used to it because he was a f-king doctor.

I have to tell you that it's not going to be easy. Take every chance and every opportunity that you can. Don't say 'I can't' or 'I shouldn't' or 'I'm too tired.'

Now, I'm not against sex before marriage, but two minutes before? When the organist played "Here Comes the Bride".

I said to my husband, 'my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs.' He said, 'Blue goes with everything.'