What we do is a calling...we make people happy.

If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.

My father was a doctor so I was around death all my life. So, I was very used to it because he was a f-king doctor.

Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.

I think actual death will be a lot easier than dying on stage. Cause - you know - if you do [actual death] right, you can go looking good. Maybe with a little quip [like]: 'I loved everybody.' But dying on stage...Oh, God!

My sex life has gone from bad to pathetic. My G spot stands for godforsaken.

I adore my apartment in New York. It was a ballroom that I remade, so it's like a loft but done by Louis the Fifteenth.