What we do is a calling...we make people happy.

Life is so tough. I don't know how old you are, but I've seen so much in a wink. One phone call and your life is changed forever. We all know that. You better laugh at everything.

My grandson is mad at me. He's mad at me because I squandered his college fund on Spanx. It's a lot, but there's a lot going on here.

Run scared ... and they never catch you.

if you don't think that all life is improvisation, then you haven't been paying attention. Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans.

If I found Yoko Ono floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.

With this face, I need all the deals I can get.