My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of strawberry shortcake.
Joan RiversI was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, "Marry him, you'll double your wardrobe."
Joan Riversmy cousin Shirley, who never complains, screamed and screamed when she was having her baby. True, this was just during conception.
Joan RiversFlorida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: More than just a great place to die.
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