Here's a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.

I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?'

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

I'm at the top, top, top of my game now. I'm so happy to be on that stage, I'm in control of it, and I love every minute of it. I walk onstage in rehearsal and I start to smile. And so I just don't care what anyone else is doing. Do what you want, say what you want. Nobody else can do what I do onstage. Nobody.

My personal style is over-the-top dowager. The old days they said get dressed and take one thing off, I say get dressed and put one thing on.

My mother could make anybody feel guilty - she used to get letters of apology from people she didn't even know.

To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.