Here's a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.

I'm sure some of you are wondering whether my breasts are real. Let me just explain to you. This one is, this one isn't.

Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!

"I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'"

Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.

She's so fat, she's my two best friends.

My mother was a very elegant woman. When a flying saucer landed on the lawn, she turned it over to see if it was Wedgwood.