Before we make love, my husband takes a pain killer.

I could never be in a cult. For starters, they never accessorize properly. David Koresh had no fashion sense, Jim Jones wore leisure suits, and I don't care how charismatic Osama bin Laden was, an AK-47 and an insulin drip do not take the place of drop earrings or a well-placed brooch.

Everyone needs a facelift, except if you are from Brooklyn then you need a nose job !!!

When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.

Anyone that says looks don't count is lying. Of course they do. Even babies go to the attractive face. It's the way humans work.

Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.

My boobs are so low I had to put curb feelers on my nipples!