Before we make love, my husband takes a pain killer.

My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of strawberry shortcake.

I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her.

I am so out of the loop. I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.

Omaha is a little like Newark, without Newark's glamour.

Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.

Comedy is a very rough beat. It's no holds barred, as it should be.