I'm at the top, top, top of my game now. I'm so happy to be on that stage, I'm in control of it, and I love every minute of it. I walk onstage in rehearsal and I start to smile. And so I just don't care what anyone else is doing. Do what you want, say what you want. Nobody else can do what I do onstage. Nobody.

I don't think I'm good in bed. My husband never said anything, but after we made love he'd take a piece of chalk and outline my body.

I can't like watching Project Runway with Heidi Klum. There's just something wrong about a German woman saying who goes and who stays

My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark.

I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 proof.

It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.'