moving on is a gift you give yourself.
Happiness, at my age, is breathing
You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.
Having a baby is definitely a labor of love.
Comedy is a very rough beat. It's no holds barred, as it should be.
Valentine's Day is different for old people. At this age I receive chocolates in boxes shaped like artificial hearts.