To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.

That girl had a great way of making friends, and strangers, and anyone else who was around.

[On plastic surgery:] My motto is: 'Anything that can be lifted should be lifted. Anything that falls should be caught. And try to catch any falling stuff before it hits the ground.

moving on is a gift you give yourself.

Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives.

Everyone thinks Angelina Jolie was the first celebrity baby hoarder, but she wasn't. Before Angelina there was Mia Farrow. Mia had an entire farm full of children. I think she got them at Costco.

I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.