My personal style is over-the-top dowager. The old days they said get dressed and take one thing off, I say get dressed and put one thing on.

I have a million dollar figure ... but it's all loose change.

Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?

As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something Blew.'

All babies look like Renée Zellweger pushed against a glass window.

Acting is my true love. I would like to have been a serious actor, and I plan to in the next life. I'm gonna be Meryl Streep Rivers.

My body is a temple, and my temple needs redecorating.