My personal style is over-the-top dowager. The old days they said get dressed and take one thing off, I say get dressed and put one thing on.

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

The Palestinians cannot throw rockets and expect people not to defend themselves

My mother was a very elegant woman. When a flying saucer landed on the lawn, she turned it over to see if it was Wedgwood.

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.

Every television show you go on is a choice.

Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.