I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?'

Never floss with a stranger.

It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.

Never floss a stranger.

Sold my house in LA, packed myself up and moved to New York, not knowing anybody. Friends are very hard to make after a certain age.

I hate McDonald's. I don't want to order my dinner by yelling into a clown's mouth. If I want my face in a clown's mouth, I'll tongue kiss Glenn Beck.

I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?'