Valentine's Day is different for old people. At this age I receive chocolates in boxes shaped like artificial hearts.

I was my own buddy in camp.

"I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'"

You don’t marry for love. What does love got to do with marriage? I spit on love and marriage. You marry for money.

I have to tell you that it's not going to be easy. Take every chance and every opportunity that you can. Don't say 'I can't' or 'I shouldn't' or 'I'm too tired.'

I think I've lost 3lbs - I'm very, very happy. I thought of it as work and a spa.

Every time I get on an airplane I figure it's gonna get blown up. You live on the edge.