Your proudest moment is to watch your egg not just function, but to achieve on her own.
I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag.
The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery.
The thing is, I'm happiest when I'm on stage.
I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done.
Never floss with a stranger.