I hate reality shows that are not reality.

I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.

Everyone takes fashion so seriously! It's fashion - enjoy it!

I always like a charity with people who don't speak English because I get them to do all kinds of things around my house.

I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.

I was so flat I used to put Xs on my chest and write, 'You are here.' I wore angora sweaters just so the guys would have something to pet.

That baby is so ugly... I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a wax.