I love Israel for its blue and white flag as it matches my legs.
You're college graduates now, so use your education. Remember: It's not who you know, it's whom.
She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
If you don't want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly.
My body is a temple, and my temple needs redecorating.
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.