You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.
Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.
Better laid than never.
Gay marriage, I am so against it because if all my gay friends get married, it will cost me a fortune in gifts.
My sex life has gone from bad to pathetic. My G spot stands for godforsaken.