I hate reality shows that are not reality.

you have to do more than just kill time or time will quickly kill you.

After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.

My personal style is over-the-top dowager. The old days they said get dressed and take one thing off, I say get dressed and put one thing on.

If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.

Now, I'm not against sex before marriage, but two minutes before? When the organist played "Here Comes the Bride".

When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.