There are many self-help books by Ph.D.s, but I hold a different degree: an I.B.T.I.A.-I've Been Through It All. This degree comes not on parchment but gauze, and it entitles me to tell you that there is a way to get through any misfortune.

Now, I'm not against sex before marriage, but two minutes before? When the organist played "Here Comes the Bride".

I can't like watching Project Runway with Heidi Klum. There's just something wrong about a German woman saying who goes and who stays

I love gay and lesbian parents. But I think we need a law that says lesbians and gay men have to raise their children together. This way, the kids would not only know how to build bookshelves, but they'd also instinctively know how to decorate them.

My sex life has gone from bad to pathetic. My G spot stands for godforsaken.

Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death.

I'm telling you that at eight she knew more about reproduction than Xerox.