Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.'

I'm telling you that at eight she knew more about reproduction than Xerox.

It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.

I have no methods. All I do is accept people as they are.

Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.

The Palestinians cannot throw rockets and expect people not to defend themselves

Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.