Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.'

I was my own buddy in camp.

She's so fat, she's my two best friends.

Never admit that your back goes out more than you do

Every television show you go on is a choice.

As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something Blew.'

Want to know why women don't blink during foreplay? Not enough time.