Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.'

When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.

On her daughter Melissa: The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.

Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives.

My body is a temple, and my temple needs redecorating.

The Palestinians cannot throw rockets and expect people not to defend themselves

I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.