Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.'

old age' is always ten years more than we are.

Emotional troubles are like landfill. Get them outside, and the air disintegrates them.

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.

I have no sex appeal. If my husband didn't toss and turn, we'd never have had any kids.

Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.

I'm racist? How can that even be possible? I was a friend of Michael Jackson's back when he was black.