Your proudest moment is to watch your egg not just function, but to achieve on her own.
I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 proof.
I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian -- and I stand by it: He's the daughter Cher wishes she'd had.
On her daughter Melissa: The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.
I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.