It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

Can we talk?

I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.

I think we obviously need health care. Of course we need health care, but I think that it's gone too far the other way, and I don't understand it. It's gotten so complicated. The minute they made a deal with the drug companies, you know something isn't kosher here.

I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone.

I don't think I'm good in bed. My husband never said anything, but after we made love he'd take a piece of chalk and outline my body.