My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.

Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.

Acting is my true love. I would like to have been a serious actor, and I plan to in the next life. I'm gonna be Meryl Streep Rivers.

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

I said to my husband, 'my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs.' He said, 'Blue goes with everything.'

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.

Whatever you do to recover from a loss, people will be critical because they believe that the only way to recover is their way. And you will even run into some people who should be run into by rhinos because they actually don't want to see you get over your tragedy at all; grief is a spectator sport for them.