Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to a supermodel.
Just remember: Surviving is the best revenge, no matter what the disaster has been.
Dogs are easier to love than people; they're certainly more dependable. Once they love you, that's it. A true friend in life is a dog.
I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider.
I have a million dollar figure ... but it's all loose change.
Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.