At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
Anyone that says looks don't count is lying. Of course they do. Even babies go to the attractive face. It's the way humans work.
I'm racist? How can that even be possible? I was a friend of Michael Jackson's back when he was black.
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
My sex life has gone from bad to pathetic. My G spot stands for godforsaken.
Al Roker said I am 80 years 'young'; it's like saying Al Roker is 320 pounds 'thin'.