Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise we're going down the tube.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had the baby. He was there for the birth. It would've been nice if he was there for the conception.
Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death.
There's always an adjective before my name, and it's never a nice one.
Show business can be an addiction. ... An audience would laugh at me one night, and I would chase that high for another three months.
Life is a movie, and you're the star. Give it a happy ending.