I think actual death will be a lot easier than dying on stage. Cause - you know - if you do [actual death] right, you can go looking good. Maybe with a little quip [like]: 'I loved everybody.' But dying on stage...Oh, God!

Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise we're going down the tube.

That girl had a great way of making friends, and strangers, and anyone else who was around.

Life is so tough. I don't know how old you are, but I've seen so much in a wink. One phone call and your life is changed forever. We all know that. You better laugh at everything.

In life the only thing that you can expect is the unexpected; the only surprise is a day that has none.

Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.

I now consider it a good day when I don't step on my boobs.