I now consider it a good day when I don't step on my boobs.

I started my career in a town so small the local clinic was called Fred's Hospital and Grill.

When you first get married, they open the car door for you. Eighteen years now...once he opened the car door for me in the last four years - we were on the freeway at the time.

Tonight I'll be interviewing Ken Watanabe, Keisha Castle Hughes, Benecio Del Toro and Djimon Honsou - and yes, those are actors, not caterers.

You don’t marry for love. What does love got to do with marriage? I spit on love and marriage. You marry for money.

If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.

Valentine's Day is different for old people. At this age I receive chocolates in boxes shaped like artificial hearts.