I now consider it a good day when I don't step on my boobs.

On her daughter Melissa: The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.

Show business can be an addiction. ... An audience would laugh at me one night, and I would chase that high for another three months.

Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: 'We will laugh tomorrow about this.' And you do.

I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 proof.

After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.

No man will ever put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.