Just remember: Surviving is the best revenge, no matter what the disaster has been.
It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.
I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done.
keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.
I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her.
A German sense of humor is an oxymoron.