My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, "pick up, I know you're there."
Joan RiversComedy exists to laugh at things that aren't laughable. But isn't it? That's what separates us from the animals. We laugh.
Joan RiversDon't talk to me about gravity. When I get out of bed in the morning, I have to be careful not to step on my breasts.
Joan Rivers