That girl had a great way of making friends, and strangers, and anyone else who was around.

Boy George is all England needs. Another queen who can't dress.

"I've learned what's funny verbally ain't so funny on e-mail: They don't hear your intonations. Melissa broke up with somebody over that. She tried to tell him: "That was a joke!" But he just didn't get it. Mick Jagger said, "F- 'em if they don't get the joke." And I love him. That comes with age: Knowing it's their problem, not mine."

You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.

I'm telling you that at eight she knew more about reproduction than Xerox.

I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, "Marry him, you'll double your wardrobe."

At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!