My face has been tucked in more times than a bedsheet at the Holiday Inn.
I started my career in a town so small the local clinic was called Fred's Hospital and Grill.
In every human endeavor, persistence is everything.
I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.
The worst thing that ever happened to me on stage is someone ran forward to tell me they loved me and projectile vomited all over the stage. It was horrible.
My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark.