Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had the baby. He was there for the birth. It would've been nice if he was there for the conception.

The fun of working on the road means stealing from hotels. I've been doing it for so long, I have a set of towels from the Ark.

I love gay and lesbian parents. But I think we need a law that says lesbians and gay men have to raise their children together. This way, the kids would not only know how to build bookshelves, but they'd also instinctively know how to decorate them.

I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.

I am so out of the loop. I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.

I was not an attractive child.