Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny.
I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery; come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!
The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
The first rule of survival is: Make your own rules. The hell anyone thinks about the way you're acting; listen only to yourself.
My mother could make anybody feel guilty - she used to get letters of apology from people she didn't even know.