We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us.
Why should I cook for my husband? So he can tell a hooker I make a delicious cake?
I am a dyke! And I'm damn proud of it!
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it...Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
I have a million dollar figure ... but it's all loose change.
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.