Why should I cook for my husband? So he can tell a hooker I make a delicious cake?
She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
I have no boobs whatsoever. On my wedding night my husband said, 'Let me help you with those buttons' and I told him, 'I'm completely naked'.
I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
A German sense of humor is an oxymoron.
You know you've reached middle age when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.