I am a dyke! And I'm damn proud of it!

I'm at the top, top, top of my game now. I'm so happy to be on that stage, I'm in control of it, and I love every minute of it. I walk onstage in rehearsal and I start to smile. And so I just don't care what anyone else is doing. Do what you want, say what you want. Nobody else can do what I do onstage. Nobody.

What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care.

The first rule of survival is: Make your own rules. The hell anyone thinks about the way you're acting; listen only to yourself.

I adore my apartment in New York. It was a ballroom that I remade, so it's like a loft but done by Louis the Fifteenth.

Never admit that your back goes out more than you do

Mel Gibson's father doesn't think there was a Holocaust? Great. I don't think there's a movie. We're even.